When I was talking to an ATM machine
Updated: Jan 29, 2019
Me: Yeh, hi..how are you today?
Atm: (ignoring question) Please put your card in my slit.
Me: Hey, talk nice!
Atm: (ignoring again) Please choose language.
Me: Ok...body language.
Atm: (ignoring) Please type your password.
Me: Ok..don't look. Here *******
Atm: Choose your desired action.
Me: Oh really? So gimme the money.
Atm: How much do you want?
Me: How much do you have, spiritually speaking?
Atm: Are we being a smart ass now?
Me: Well, you wanted to talk, I just want money.
Atm: Is 100 good enough?
Me: Wow...you're so generous today.
Atm: Keep mocking me and I'll go back to automatic phase.
Me: Don't mind if you do.
Atm: Click OK here.
Me: Aha! Back to yourself again.
Atm: what can I do..I got my orders.
Me: I thought you're on automatic phase.
Atm: Come on..I haven't got all day.
Me: Why, are you going somewhere?
Atm: OMG...you guys are so strange.
Me: What guys? There's only me here.
Atm: Yeh, but you talk like a whole nation.
Me: You know what? I dont need your money. I'm off.
Atm: Go, go... you come here asking for help, I am doing everything you say and you're leaving me here alone? Go, go...You men. All you care about is my slit. What about ME? I've got feeling too you know....
Me: What the F........?