A sexy interview with a hydrant


Me: So what’s up dude, you look lonely

Hydrant: Why you saying that?

Me: Because I see you every day, and you look turned of.

Hydrant: You mean off.

Me: Are you correcting me?

Hydrant: Who me? YOU are putting words in MY mouth. I’m only standing here.

Me: Standing? You look almost bowing to me.

Hydrant: What do you want, did you come here to laugh at me you jerk?

Me: Hey, behave yourself.

Hydrant: Why? What would you do to me that you didn’t already?

Me: Listen…I didn’t come here to fight. I came to interview you, take a good photo of you, do a nice photoshop job on you. I mean you won't even look like yourself. You'll look much better. So let’s relax and go on with this interview shall we?

Hydrant: Ok, your decision. I can't even resist. So, what’s the point of this interview anyway?

Me: To write a nice post for Facebook

Hydrant: That’s it?

Me: Oh well, also to show off my digital art work

Hydrant: And you don’t care if anyone dislikes your post?

Me: Let them think what they want. I feel ok with all this. Have you ever seen an interview with a hydrant before?

Hydrant: DUnno…maybe in the theatre. There must be someone who can find symbolism here. Btw, can you make me a little longer? or taller?

Me: Size issue again?

Hydrant: Yeh, I have a size issue, but what do YOU care?

Me: Ok..I see we are not going anywhere good with this interview

Hydrant: Are you giving up? A little debate and you are running away on me?

Me: What are you preaching to me now?

Hydrant: Be a man. Don’t quit on me.

Me: I don’t have anything else to tell you or ask you

Hydrant: You initiated all this, make an effort!

Me: I don’t feel like it. Let’s stop here.

Hydrant: What? No make-up sex?

Me: How can you think about make-up sex now?

Hydrant: I thought it might be good for both of us.

Me: Sometimes I really don’t understand you ...

come here (hugging him) I am sorry.

Hydrant: You are sweet…thank you.

Me: Let’s go on with the interview ok?

Hydrant: Ok..ask me something, talk to me man.

Me: So, do you come here a lot?

Hydrant: Fuck you….8^5*(&&###****